I almost missed my newspaper meeting this morning. I don't know where my mind has gone. Somehow I forgot that even if I skipped my first class, I'd still have to get my ass out of bed and get up to school by noon to go to the weekly staff meeting. The good news is I did get there on time and I didn't get a parking ticket even though I parked ( Read more... )

1. I can officially cover my whole face with one of the cups of my bra. I have lost weight since school started (I don't have time to eat any more- what is this nonsense, I miss my cookies and ice cream binges) but my boobs have gotten bigger. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN ( Read more... )

My life right now feels like something out of Hyperbole and a Half. And I am 99.9999999999999% sure I do not mean that in a good way ( Read more... )

So. Earthquake. Aftershocks. Hurricane Irene careening up the coast. Cool beans, world, what's with the weather this week ( Read more... )

new dvds today: nothing too too exciting, just what i could get for about 2 dollars each from work, just what looked interesting, which ended up being

marie antoinette
time traveler's wife
brokeback mountain
casino royale

yeah. i know. i have some quality control and genre consistency issues. whatevs. also i'm typing in all lower case because i'm too ( Read more... )

Seriously, we've got some Noah's Ark shit going on here I kid you not. I'm going to be puffy and blotchy and look like I'm having an anaphylactic reaction to shellfish for the rest of the week ( Read more... )

Can I skip out of work tomorrow and go to Petco and play with puppies instead?

Pahhhleeeeeeeeeease???

Good Lord I hate being a grown-up. I'm supposed to be getting my picture taken for my badge tomorrow and I'm going to be a blotchy puffy-eyed mess.

Oh dear Lord, they've changed this since the last time I was on here.... oh wait, it's back to normal now. Never mind me ( Read more... )

- You almost fall asleep at your new job because you got basically no sleep over the weekend ( Read more... )

I am super fucking buzzed right now. On what? On life, I suppose. I also suspect Starbuck's may have put a double shot of espresso in my mocha. Fucking Starbuck's ( Read more... )